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Okay so, we've all seen the Barbie movie right? Yes, it was by far one of the greatest films I've ever seen. But, have you noticed anything about Ken? Exactly, yes you notice him because he's fricking Ken and the actor did an amazing job being Ken. Ken in the Barbie movie is exactly how you'd picture real-life Ken, right? Wrong, while Ryan Gosling did a great job being Ken, I think we can agree he was a little too much like Freddie Prinze Jr. in scooby doo. Now, I assume you're getting a little bored reading about my rant about Ken. So, I will get to my point. If there is going to be a Barbie 2, I should be cast as Ken. Now I know what you're thinking, "But Jacob you have no acting experience, you're too tall, your too young, you're not as ripped as Ryan Gosling." SHUT UP! I know I do not have any acting experience, I know I'm too young, tall, and skinny. HOWEVER, I know how to accessorize, I like horses, I love Sylvester Stallone, I am super manly, I'm super cute, and I've been hitting the weight room. Plus I am a naturally great actor. For these reasons alone I should be at the very least given an interview. So that's it for my small rant. Or is it? NO, IT IS NOT! I WILL NOT LET THIS OPPORTUNITY FOR THE PERFECT KEN SLIP. I WILL BE POSTING ABOUT MY CALLING TO BE THE GREATEST KEN KNOWN TO MAN! VOTE JACOB FOR KEN IN BARBIE 2!!!!!!!


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